Wishes ARE fishes

I wish I had even the smallest amount of skill with audio files, so I could just put a clip of the end of "I Believe in Santa Claus", by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers on the internet. I believe I was put on this Earth to make more people hear those two yelling at small children as the song fades out.

Maybe I'll check the internet and see if there's anything out there about it. There wasn't a few years ago, back whenever I last blogged about this topic.