Living Paperweights

I think coupons are life's biggest disappointment. Most of the time. But not always.

So maybe I'm wrong. But still, I'm disappointed when fast food restaurants put out coupons that only really have normal prices on them, or the prices of sales that are going on. You don't even need the paper. I want to feel special.

But I'm not special.

And my cellphone hasn't worked in months, yet I still pay for it. Lousy contract. I don't get more with T-Mobile. Not at all.

Oh well, there is one good thing, and that's the fact that I actually ummm...no wait, that's not it at all.

Okay, here's the thing:

Okay, I forget the thing.