I don't know Jack

My wife is good at Lingo, yet I am not, even though I had good grades in English all those years...I think it's because I want to guess "Brian" for every turn. I threaten to sign her up to Lingo, saying that if we get picked, we have to go. She disputes this. Thus life continues this way.

Did you know my blog is fucking chock (CHOCK!) full of carbs? Well it is! You could die!! I didn't remove the bun to make it a atkins friendly blog. Actually, I lost about 30 pounds while eating only carby foods, in around 2 months. I did something radical like exercise every day and cut back on my food. And it's hard to avoid carbs when all I can cook well is pasta dishes and rice dishes (I'm the sauce king), and your wife is rightfully nicknamed by friends and family "Jojo Potatobug".

In closing...my sister in law (creator of my adorable new nephew Max) wants us to all go on Family Fued one day. And we will. And I will tell you when that happens. Survey Says: Victory!

Then we'll fight over the meager prize money. Then blow it all on the carbiest meal you ever saw. I will eat the most.

There...everything tied together nicely.