Keeping with the Christmas Carol theme

...because I have no good thoughts today.

Every time I hear "Where are you Christmas?" on the radio, and they get to the part that says:
My world is changing
I'm rearranging
Does that mean Christmas changes too?

I think...I'm rearranging? Seriously? They could have called the song "Is There Christmas When I Have Pubes?".

It's like that daughter song by John Mayer where he tells fathers to be good to their daughters because when they grow up, he's going to have sex with them. Or he might as well have. Well, it's nothing like that, I just thought I'd complain about two things at once.