a recurring theme

Since Jeff basically brought this up, I think it's time McDonald's struck back.

We see the creepy Burger King doing everything these days, winning football games, raping women in their beds, and cursing people to die 10 minutes after they watch a video of him.

Well, McDonald's can outcreep this creep. Get Mayor McCheese to eat burgers made from children. Have the Hamburgler steal panties of little girls. Have Ronald McDonald teach little Billy how to shoot homeless people, in the night, when they least expect it, because they're sleeping.

You get the picture. If one works, the other has to work. It's the law of advertising. It's my best idea since my idea to have T.O. and his mother be in commercials for Progresso Soup.