I want to buy Lucky Charm Marshmallows for my Bran Cereal

Gotta eat the bran, 'cause I'm an old dude.

Here's my script for my monkey sidekick movie.

(Scene: Officer wiggie enters the Chief's office at the police station)

The Chief: Officer wiggie, meet your new partner, Officer Banana.

Officer wiggie: What the fuck is that thing?!

The Chief: He's a monkey, and the best damn cop this old police chief has ever seen. *wipes tear from eye*

Office wiggie: Stupid goddamn monkey. *pulls out gun and shoots the monkey* I killed him. I guess that makes me the best cop ever.

The Chief: I guess it does.

Office wiggie: Damn right. *throws a banana at the dead chimp* I hope you like bananas...in Hell.

(sexy female cop comes in)

Sexy Female Cop: Can I be your new partner?

Officer wiggie: Of course you can...in bed!

(everyone laughs)

(wiggie shoots monkey corpse again)

(rap song plays about how awesome wiggie is)

(did I mention the rap song lasts long enough to fill up the remaining 87 minutes of the movie? Well it does)

THE END