oreo pie, my ass

Don't be shoving some pie with Oreo cookie crumbs as a crust and whip cream as the pie filling at me and call it an Oreo pie. No sir, I want the filling to be completely the cream from the Oreo cookie, not some fluffy cream substitute. All Oreo cream, or I kick your ass. Kick it so hard.

Or better yet, make it like that, with Fudgee-Os.