Woman Gets Cable Bill With Derogatory Name - Yahoo! News

Woman Gets Cable Bill With Derogatory Name - Yahoo! News: "In another case, Peoples Energy customer Jefferoy Barnes started getting letters addressed to 'Jeffery Scrotum Bag Barnes.'"

Best. Nickname. Ever.

And before reading this, all that was going through my mind was how many people picked up my box of White Chedder Shells Pasta-Roni and decided not to buy it before I did.

Now I'm thinking about how some people are having more fun at work than I am.