wiggie's Famous BBQ!

I should note that everything has basically worked out, as the fire blast wasn't as bad as it first seemed, only blowing a hole in one part of the building. Of couse, executives are terrified at the idea that it easily could have happened on a weekday, trapping 150 people in the building in the place instead of 9, but hey, that's their problem, I'm just glad to still have work right now. Of course, we're still not making drills, but we're still paying bills (rhyming is so cool), and I get to do the data entry for that, because data entry is the ciz-oolest more necessary job in the world...until robots finally enter the workplace, like their lazy asses were supposed to in 1985.