Day 3: It's cold in here

Today I know that I know 3 things about existence.

1. Paris Hilton is a skank. Even chili knows that. Why is she even famous?

2. The moral decay in the fridge over the past few weeks is shocking and depressing. My world is going to pot.

3. Owner of a lonely heart > owner of a broken heart.

I'm starting to taste like the leftover garlic mashed potatoes.