It's 6 O'Clock On the Swatch Watch

Burn!

I don't know why I just said that.

There are two "official" Christmas music stations in the Twin Cities. Does Santa Claus know about this licensing problem?

And in keeping with the Christmas spirit, here's a battle between two characters I hope will become cherished Christmas icons in the next 34 years.

Captain Hook and Cap'n Crunch.

Hook: Arrr...matey.

Cap'n: Take this, bitch! (the Cap'n proceeds to beat Captain Hook within a inch of his life, and then stomps him in the crotch before he walks away).

And that's that.