Ribs and baked beans

I hate battery life indicators on contraptions.

The bars are never equally weighted! I mean, it's full, it's full, it's full...there's one bar gone...it's dead. If there are five bars, the first bar is 95% of the lifespan, once you lose one bar, your contraption ceases working in less than a half hour.

It's another reason why they're all out to annoy me. Not get me. Annoy me. I don't think I'm THAT important.

Jody asked me "So, do you know how to sell yourself to this woman?" tonight. Wives don't ask that question enough.