The Further Chronicals of Brian A. Doyle

Brian Doyle would have had a much better week than I had.

For instance, here is a normal day for Brian Doye:

12:00pm - wakes up

12:10pm - Beats the shit out of his enemies

1:10pm - Time for a nap

2:10pm - Spends the money he stole from his enemies

4:00pm - Tries to fix his toaster

6:00pm - Destroys that damn toaster

8:00pm - Wishes he had toast

9:00pm - Buys toast for an incredibly large fee at a local restaurant.

10:00pm - Goes to sleep, contented by his aquisition of toast