Worst post ever

I'm writing a self-help book for dolphins.

Yeah, you think I'm going to say, "A Porpoise Driven Life".

Nope, it's:

"Fish Soup for the Dolphin Soul"

The joke is...dolphins like to eat fish instead of chicken.

Ha ha!

*is worried that dolphins actually would prefer chicken to fish if they had more opportunities to eat chicken, thus undermining his entire post*