The hole in my pocket

I believe I've figured out what's missing in my life. It's the fact that I've never found a daily comic strip that I can really relate to. None of them speak to ME, Brian Skinner. I don't get daily reminders of what sucks about my life in cartoon form. And I just think, that it's unfair that some people have that, and some people, such as myself, miss that in their lives.

I'll have to continue trying to fill that hole in my life the only way I know how. Writing online erotica about female celebrities who fall in love with a protaganist who is a perfect version of someone who seems something like me.

Sigh.