Just smurf a smileI HATE SMILES

Okay, some things are just fun to transcribe and put on the internet, because that's what the internet is for. That and buying toys without having to go to a toystore.

I (and every other tenant) got this in a memo from our townhome management last week, and it's word for word:

"We are still doing spring repairs; we apologize for any incontinence this may cause. Please watch for the heavy machinery, when pulling in and out."

Okay, the second sentence isn't as funny, but any time I get "pulling in and out" bolded in a newsletter, I giggle.

I contemplate sending this to The Tonight Show, along with all the creepy yet touching fan mail I send Jay Leno every day.