Thank you for your understanding in this matter

Gosh.

You know, I don't eat breakfasts. I don't care if old people yell at me that it's the most important meal of the day. It might be for them, but not for me. They all say about how if I don't have it, I won't have enough energy for the day.

But if that was true, would I be where I am now? On top of the world, baby!

Actually I'm just kind of low energy, breakfast or not, all day. I just smell LESS like eggos.