Do you do the Dew Point?

After listening to some guy (read: egghead) on NPR talk about the dew point, and what it is, and how it's causing Minnesota to be all hot and bothered at the moment, I went home, and brought up the near record high dew point to my wife who has been home sick all day in an air conditioned home and not felt the sting of the dew.

When she asked "What's the dew point?", I was all...well, it has to do with...the temperature...that causes...dew...okay, it's humid!

I'm like an anti-sponge...but only when it's too hot to think. Stupid car's air conditioning breaking just before Summer starts.

Stupid girl at the art fair who was "crazy and creative" because she wore two different socks, and both were wacky!

Stupid person at the art fair food van, "Foods of the Mother Earth" who taunted my wife for overlooking the more artful faire she was peddling, and instead getting the fried potatoes, not even the friend plaintains.

Why even offer them then? Because you like money to put fuel in your gaudily painted food bus.

Where do you get a food bus? Do you just cut a hole in the side of a regular bus, and then install a deep fryer? Is that the only place that it's legal to deep fry cheese curds, snickers bars, and oreos?

It should be.