Good headlines

I like that the hurricane season isn't "Safe and quiet" so far, it's instead "eerily quiet"...like the hurricanes are up to something...

I'm so funny

People don't appreciate my calling Virginia Ham, "Here Ham", while being Virginia, enough. Also, they don't appreciate how funny it is to say to someone named Jose, "No way, you." But that's not MY problem, is it.

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God, between the trip to Virginia, and everything else that's going on lately, I feel like a nice coma would be good right now. As long as the hospital doesn't have a bedbug infestation, or doesn't allow any liquids. Is a good night's sleep too much to ask? Probably.

Two unrelated things

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Plus - The song "Animal Crackers in My Soup" (I assume that's the name of the song), makes no sense any more. I assume at the time it was written, animal crackers were actually crackers. Now they're cookies. Cookies in soup? No thank you.