Sunday, March 26, 2006

Savage Dentists

Yes..."Savage Dentists", an actual dentist office in the town of Savage, Minnesota.

So, while Brian Doyle would have spent the whole week fighting the robot army (you know which one), Brian Skinner spent the last week sick and barely able to breathe. But, because I hate American doctor offices, even the savage ones, I decided to "suck it up" (even though I couldn't) and just work through it, because I need the money, and such. But we had free Pizza Hut at work this week, so things almost balance out. No sleep because I can't breathe and almost choke to death at night = small slice of luke warm supreme pizza and hard brownies. So life continues to be almost satisfying day in and day out.

If for whatever reason you're reading this, and you're from the Halifax, Nova Scotia region, and you're NOT Jeff, you should find a way in the future to see the band "Class M". They're a class act. Because I HAD to use that line.

And I think that singer underestimates how scary wild horses trying to drive you away would be. Have you ever seen a horse upclose? They're huge, scary, and have crazy big asses. I don't know what rich people see in them.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Things YOU Should Know About BD

Brian Doyle calls everyone "Ace", and people find it CHARMING instead of grating.

He decides anyone who says "Ssheduled", or "IodEEN", are innately inferior to BD.

Monday, March 13, 2006

The Chronicals of Doyle Part IV - Bignose Likes Bigmouth

On this day, Brian Doyle wakes up, and decides to get in touch with his very minute femine side, and decides to see what it's like to have to be in bed-rest, for a few days.

He decides that daytime television, besides Plinko on Price is Right, sucks, since Classic Concentration went off the air.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

The Further Chronicals of Brian A. Doyle

Brian Doyle would have had a much better week than I had.

For instance, here is a normal day for Brian Doye:

12:00pm - wakes up

12:10pm - Beats the shit out of his enemies

1:10pm - Time for a nap

2:10pm - Spends the money he stole from his enemies

4:00pm - Tries to fix his toaster

6:00pm - Destroys that damn toaster

8:00pm - Wishes he had toast

9:00pm - Buys toast for an incredibly large fee at a local restaurant.

10:00pm - Goes to sleep, contented by his aquisition of toast