I want to buy Lucky Charm Marshmallows for my Bran Cereal
Gotta eat the bran, 'cause I'm an old dude.
Here's my script for my monkey sidekick movie.
(Scene: Officer wiggie enters the Chief's office at the police station)
The Chief: Officer wiggie, meet your new partner, Officer Banana.
Officer wiggie: What the fuck is that thing?!
The Chief: He's a monkey, and the best damn cop this old police chief has ever seen. *wipes tear from eye*
Office wiggie: Stupid goddamn monkey. *pulls out gun and shoots the monkey* I killed him. I guess that makes me the best cop ever.
The Chief: I guess it does.
Office wiggie: Damn right. *throws a banana at the dead chimp* I hope you like bananas...in Hell.
(sexy female cop comes in)
Sexy Female Cop: Can I be your new partner?
Officer wiggie: Of course you can...in bed!
(everyone laughs)
(wiggie shoots monkey corpse again)
(rap song plays about how awesome wiggie is)
(did I mention the rap song lasts long enough to fill up the remaining 87 minutes of the movie? Well it does)
THE END
